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Doctors unite to fight obesity with ridicule
Organisations representing nearly every doctor in the UK have come together to promote ridicule as the most effective measure in combating obesity. Royal Medical Colleges spokesman Prof Terence...
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More allegations of abuse by Santa Claus
Yet more allegations have been flooding in which suggest renowned children’s charity worker Santa Claus was in fact at the heart of a sickening global paedophile ring, possibly spanning many decades....
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Savile ‘may have been adviser to Cameron’
Details were emerging last night that Jimmy Savile may have been even more revoltingly criminal than anyone had previously imagined. The latest allegation is that he may have ‘advised’ David Cameron. A...
View ArticleAll police investigations ‘on hold’ until all historical investigations...
The police confirmed today that a combination of reduced staffing, overtime bans and historical crime investigations meant that current crimes can no longer be investigated. Experts believe that...
View ArticlePolice to not investigate historical sex abuse claims that happened on odd years
In order to save costs the Metropolitan police have announced that they will no longer directly investigate any historical sex abuse claims that happened on odd numbered years – years such as 1967,...
View ArticleLiam Payne ‘groomed’ by Geordie housewife
Social services and teenage fan-sites have expressed concern over rumours that members of ‘One Direction’ may have fallen foul of a ‘talent ring’, whose sole purpose was to groom and franchise boy...
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Tony Pulis teams accused of historic supporter abuse
English football is facing what the FA called its biggest crisis ever, after allegations emerged of systematic cruelty towards spectators at a series of clubs perpetrated by gangs led by a shadowy...
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FA inquiry quits before it starts
Following the time-honoured tradition of establishment cover-ups, members of any future investigation of abuse in football have already recused themselves. This comes after news that in 2003 the FA...
View ArticleDisclosure means its okay
A Westminster ‘think tank’ today unveiled plans to create a Perverts Disclosure Register along the same lines as the Members Financial Interests Register. The Financial Register allows MP’s either to...
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Doctors unite to fight obesity with ridicule
Organisations representing nearly every doctor in the UK have come together to promote ridicule as the most effective measure in combating obesity. Royal Medical Colleges spokesman Prof Terence...
View ArticleAnonymous Tory abuser ‘should have hot poker shoved up arse’ says other Tory
‘Such language is unacceptable and anyone using it should be torn limb from limb by rabid dogs then eaten in a pie by Lib Dem voting cannibals,’ said another right wing commentator, reacting to the...
View ArticleCardinal Pell wins reprieve from eternal torture after confession booth plea
Cardinal George Pell, the most senior Catholic cleric to be convicted of sexual abuse, has won a reprieve from his sentence of everlasting punishment, and will instead live for eternity in paradise...
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More allegations of abuse by Santa Claus
Yet more allegations have been flooding in which suggest renowned children’s charity worker Santa Claus was in fact at the heart of a sickening global paedophile ring, possibly spanning many decades....
View ArticleTwitter outrage as man tweets intelligent, cogent, coherent argument
The Twittersphere is in uproar following a tweet from @geoff451, real name Geoff Hartley, that has variously been described as ‘shite’, ‘a $%*@ing disgrace’, ‘what the Nazis would have said’ and ‘%*!@...
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